The World Has Gone Fucking Mad!

Thandie Newton

Thandie Newton not on offer

A personal rant about customer service and one reason to why I feel the world has gone fucking MAD!

I have fibre optic broadband with a landline attached. Today, without warning my Internet went down (not in a nice way!), so I tried to call the service provider on my landline. No-go, because the phone works over the Internet. So I use my mobile phone and get a slightly stroppy ‘customer service agent’. He insisted that they emailed about my bank refusing payment, “I said, “Oh no you didn’t”. He said, “Oh yes we did”.

I wanted to tell him to stick his broadband ‘where the sun don’t shine’, but without the Internet, I’d probably cut my wrists or jump off Tower Bridge with a breeze block tied to my feet. So, instead, I offered to pay with my new bank account, and he took the details.

I was miffed because the geezer argued with me so I cancelled the landline. Said CS agent then informs me that I will have to enter into a new contract, and a promotion applies. NOWWWW… mention anything like a promotion, freebie, compensation or complimentary sex to me and I am all ears. Sadly, no one has ever offered me complimentary sex, not even that sizzling hot lady Thandie Newton (see pic above); dribble, dribble.

Now, had they emailed or called about my old bank refusing payment I’d have just updated my account with new bank details. Boy, am I glad that never happened. The CS agent informs me that the first 6-months of the new contract are almost free and that only after that do I start paying full price. Total saving is almost £240!! Mad or what?

The problem with the bank is another story so maybe I’ll write that up when I am in the mood.


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